Teixeira goes home!

Nope, not really. Unless Severna Park is closer to New York City than here, in which case I mis-read my map.

LOL baseball writers. Last time I'll bother reading anything. You guys missed it worse than the weathermen normally do.

DCab, you're first assignment, if you choose to accept it: Drill Teix in the Yankees series (6/16-6/18) since he broke our hearts. Just be sure you don't hit him in his butt. His wallet can now stop a bullet.

The 'stache of God.

In continuing the two themes of this off season (no real news, just rumeration, and Collin providing the only entertainment), I continue to offer no real content of my own. Instead, another picture off of Collin's blog, this time showing Nick Johnson, Aaron Boone, and the mustache that could rule the world.

If you're viewing this with a female, please provide aid, as she is sure to have passed out after viewing the almighty nose hair.