Check out this bitching pitching line from Capt. Redd.
Yeah, take that, you San Fran bitches! Capt Redd shut you the fuck down!
What was that? Did I check out our hitting line? No, what for? Seriously? Fuck. Me.
Good to see the offense fall back to their regular ways. God damn, God DAMN!
I excluded the names to protect the players, but if you guessed Harris, Guzman, Zim, Kearns, Estrada, LoDu, Flop, Longerhands (1-8), you might be right. Way to give the pitcher some help, you limp swinging mother fuckers. Did any of you even think to try and work the count? I want Lenny Harris' head! How pathetic is this line? See the total hits? Four. Guess who got one of them? Capt. Redd. Jesus. F. Christ. Three hits from the position guys? Really?
Also, there has been a shit load of news lately with the Nats; Trades, non-tenders, releases, off DL transactions, etc. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to bring it to you, it's just that I have a lot of (day job) work to do. I mean, like, three days worth that I have to get done today. I'll leave you with the link to Chico Harlan's Washington Post blog. He'll take good care of you.
Last thing: The Nats are in Los Angeles for a three game set. My only question is: The Doctor, you going to all three? "No" is not an acceptable answer.