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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The more things change...

Despite only having three members of last year's bullpen back, it didn't take long for the same ol' shit to happen.

So, as a service to you, I'm uploading two pictures that will be applicable all season. Feel free to use at your leisure.





And, in case you didn't think the rest of the league notices us trotting out Miguel FUCKING Batista into a game, this direct message happened to pop in towards the end of the game:


 You know what, Joel? I do. Not only could you have hurt a Phillie with a wild pitch or two, but I saw Bergmann drinking a sugar-free Red Bull. Seriously? You decide to put all that shit in your body, but you stop short of the sugar, Jason? Maybe the sugar could have given you a little more giddy up on your fastball so that Polanco couldn't take you deep....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Goddamn... that made me laugh. Na, just kidding, Bergy. You could eat a shit-ton of gamma ray meatloaf, but you'd still be giving up first pitch grand slams. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

5 comments:

Maryland Conservatarian said...

...can I interest you in a Michael Gonzalez? Barely used.

Section 138 said...

Are you kidding? We do have some standards.

Rob Birch said...

Here's hoping you weren't in your seats when that explosion happened.

Sec 204 Row H Seat 7 said...

As last night showed, don't rush to judgement on the bull pen. I do happen to feel Bergaman is finished. I saw Marquis pitch 3 or 4 times last year on TV and he looked good. Let's wait till June to begin the wailing and caterwauling.

Section 138 said...

But... wailing and caterwauling is all I have. I seriously bring nothing else to the table.