Christ. I can just feel how he talks to women at bars after the games.
"Hey, hey, pretty lady! What say you and the Vanimal here [gives a double gun w/clicking sounds to himself] hop in the Van-mobile and get on over to Casa de Vanster? If you play your cards right, you can even see what's in Vance's pantses. YEAH-HEH!"
Ugh. I need to go take a shower to get that slime off of me. Blech!