Please allow me to do my best Dan Steinberg and transcribe what happened on the last play of the game. Situation: Bottom of the ninth, Nats down one. Ian Desmond on second, two outs, Danny Espinosa at the plate.
/SMACK goes the ball off Danny Espinosa's bat into CF.
Bob: "And this game will be tied..."
/A whole entire fucking play unfolds since, you know, THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK.
Bob: "... He is out! And the game is over."
GAH! Look, I've talked about this in the past. In fact, more than once. I've even made videos poking fun at him about it. But this one, I didn't make up. See for yourself:
Now, I know the call wasn't being piped into the dugout. And I know that Rick Eckstein and Davey aren't looking at Bob with this "Are you fucking serious?" look. But... I choose to ignore ALL OF THAT and pretend that Davey and Rick are dumbfounded at Bob Carpenter's call, not the umpire's.
So, Nats lose. But, that wasn't even the worst part about the entire game. What was? It was seeing Chorye Spoone's name pop up when he came into the game, going through the 1,000 different ways I imagened his name was pronouced, only to have it be said as "COREY SPOON." Are you kidding me? Fuck it, he'll always be "Chore-eye Spoon-eh" to me. Take that, Chore-eye's mom and dad!
2 comments:
I watched that and thought, "really?"
Carp seems like a nice guy, but he really needs to shut up and let the players play.
My wife has to calm me down each time, saying something like, "He means well, you know."
I'd pay the producer $100 to shut off his mic until a play is over. Then I'd take my $100 back, cause I wouldn't really do that.
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