I have no ideas to help Ryan Zimmerman, who grounded into two double plays last night . I have no ideas for The Big Donkey, who struck out three times with RISP. I have no ideas for Joey Beimel, who botched a perfect inning ending double play ball by throwing to the infielder who was actually backing up the throw to second. And, I certainly don't have any ideas for poor Wille Harris, who took a ground ball right to the nuts, except maybe a titanium cup. Nor for Austin Kearns, who would have had a yakety sax made by me except there is already one out there.
But what I do have, folks, is an idea for Cristian Guzman, who all of a sudden thinks he's playing fucking soccer. After kicking three ground balls in the past two games, I threw on my inventor hat, and got busy.
Without further delay (cause... seriously... I've built this shit up enough already, and it actually sucks), and as a tribute to Billy Mays (Hi, Death here for BILLY MAYS!) I give you...
"The Goozie Boots". Strap these puppies on, and you'll be fielding like Ozzie fuckin Smith. (As always, feel free to click to enlarge.)
HUGE hat tip to our own Natmosphere's Miss Chatter, who took this picture and loaded it on her Flickr photostream.
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So who had the original yakkity sax???
ya know... I think it's like one of those movie ideas. Everyone thinks to do it, without ever seeing someone actually doing it. I'm sure the Nats Yakkety Sax has been done (actually, I'm positive it has been done) for years, I just never happened to see it before My Milledge Yakkety Sax.
P.S. Saw Andruw Jones hit 3 HR in LA last night. Nugget of the day: He hit ZERO all of last year at LA, despite playing for the Dodgers. O.o RUDY!!!!!!
C'mon, Chico. Jesus.
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