- Johnny Lannan was abducted by aliens, and replaced by an inferior Martian body form.
- The Martian body form was only a 7% representation of Johnny.
- Aliens attempted to also replace Wil the Thril, but he fought off 83 attackers killing 82 and maiming 1.
- Matthew Chico has been in Nationals protective custody the last 48 hours, making his abduction impossible.
I'll be at the park, celebrating the sweet sweet taste of victory. Maybe Mi Hermano will join me?