me: Series starts today, dude. You're facing the hottest team in the universe. Skeeered?
Sent at 11:35 AM on Thursday
him: hahaha um nome: Then you dumb, holmes.YOU CAN"T STOP THE NAT ATTACK!Sent at 11:38 AM on Thursday
him: ummmm I'm pretty sure pirates face many worse things than gnatsme: Whatever your name. You obviously hit the ol' moonshine this morning.Sent at 11:40 AM on Thursday
The poor dumb fool thinks he stands a chance. I had a picture of the retarded Pirates mascot, Douchey McFuckstick, with a Nationals player sticking his foot up the parrots ass. However, since the formerly mentioned Pirate fan put me in a bad mood with his false bravado, you do not get to witness my MS Paint magic today. Instead, you get to see a picture taken on the Pirates plane today, when they realized they had to play the Nationals today. This is their best player, Nate McLuuuth:
That's right, Nate. The thunder is coming, baby.