Friday, May 23, 2008

Bring on the beer makers.

Alright, did everyone enjoy their day off? Good. Now, back to some good old fashioned baseball. Nats style. Which isn't very good, as of late, but God damnit, it's our style.
On the bump tonight? Rental Perez against Billy Bible. I mean Jeff Suppan.

He doesn't look harmful, does he? Ugh, might want to keep him away from your children. He moonlights as a religious preacher. If your so inclined (and who am I to judge?) you can feel free to purchase Suppan's DVD.

Yes, my friends, Jeff would like to let you know how his "faith guides and sustains his spectacular Major League career." Right. Are you trying to blame your 4.80 ERA and 1.60 WHIP on God?

Is he allowed say, "Jesus!" when Flores goes yard off him? Alls I know is that Babe Ruth didn't have the greatest career of all time praising Jesus along the way. No sir, he had it thanks to beer and hookers. Hey, Jeff... maybe a trip down to 4th & K with $40 can get you a win tonight?

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