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Friday, June 6, 2008

BOOM, bitches!

Elijah DOOKS would like to conquer your town. You'd better let him.


Check out this line from last night: 4 for 6. 2 singles, a triple, and the game winning, walk off homerun. He was also in SportsCenter's top 10 plays twice, once as number 8 for a great defensive play, and number 1 for the walk off. It might of been was the hardest hit ball by a Nat this year. This kid can fucking RAKE. Chance of me doing the chest slap that DOOKS! did after he hit it (as can be seen in the video here) after I complete a report here at work? 185%

1 comment:

Puttzy said...

Chance of you collapsing your ribcage if you hit yourself with the same power he hit him self with . . . .196% (with a margin of error or 5%)

See yesterdays post . . . You dont need offense.