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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!

Nationals win their 4th in a row. Emilio went 3-for-5 with two runs scored and a stand up triple.
This speedy lil' fella is averaging one triple every 9 AB. Sheeeet. I was watching the game last night at my local watering hole, and had to make a trip to the mens room. I passed by Stephen Hawking on the way, and glanced at his computer screen (he has a computer attached to his wheelchair. It's actually really cool. He also has a bitching bottle holder which keeps his bottles of Yuengling nice n' chilled, and the straw coming out of it is freon filled titanium, so that the beer doesn't warm a single degree on its way to his mouth. Of course, half of every sip dribbles out of his mouth, but he's rich, he can afford it.) and he was working on rewriting some existing popular theories. I managed to read this one:


Hell, if Stephen Hawking wrote it, who the fuck am I to argue?

3 comments:

Puttzy said...

Isn't E=Error?

So for Every squared Emilio you get one error? I'm confused, but then again . . . I'm not Stephen Hawking

Phishisgr8 said...

The E stands for Energy, dummy. Einstein 101, kid.

The Doctor said...

BONER