Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Wily Mo's a SOLDIER?

So, it turns out Wily Mo's shoulder injury has been, um, serious. And not just this year. He may have actually injured it 3 1/2 years ago. He kept playing because, that's what he does. Unlike Kellen Winslow II (Miss 14 games due to a broken fibula? Pussy. Miss a whole year because of a torn ACL? You whiny bitch.) , WMP is a real soldier!
You see, when the Doc (not to be confused with sometime commenter the Doctor) opened up WMP's shoulder during surgery (performed without anesthesia, btw. Take that, Dalton. WMP staples himself all the time.), he was "stunned that Pena had been playing." Our GM, (Love him? Hate him? Discuss..) when asked about Wily's heroics, said,
"The doctors do not understand how he could have swung a baseball bat. They have absolutely no idea. . . . The doctors were absolutely amazed that he was on the field."
That's cause he oozes machismo, bra! Shoulder all fucked up? Fuck it, Wily's got a job to do. And that job is to strike-out hit moon shots. Someday. Next year. Maybe.

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