No offense, Nick Johnson... but can you rock the fucking pink like Matty Chico can rock the fucking pink?
Yes, ladies... the left coast lefty made his AA rehab debut over the weekend. He also happened to do it during Harrisburg's "Pink Weekend", which is a team effort with the Senators and the Pennsylvania Breast Cancer Coalition.
So, he not only stole some hearts that night, but he stole some of cancer's evil, evil powers as well.
Be on the look out for Matty and his newly bionic left arm sometime soon at a ballpark near you (if you live in Harrisburg, Syracuse, or the DC area, anyway). He might even let you carry his glove, if you know what I mean.
(I have no idea what I mean. Seriously.)