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Saturday, May 16, 2009

What I learned about Ron Villone.

Since Ronnie V only came in to face a single batter or two this year, I didn't get a good look at him. (13 batters faced in 5 games = 2.6/game.)
Well, we got to see him throw to four batters tonight (before the heavens opened, and God's tears fell down) and I can now say something with 100% confidence...

Ronnie V is the slowest worker I've ever seen in baseball. Seriously, he may be the second slowest worker in the history of work, second only to this guy:



I mean... for the love of all that's good, Ron, PITCH THE FUCKING BALL.

7 comments:

Puttzy said...

think the Nats strategy is slow the game down and wait for the rain.

Rebecca said...

Could be Puttzy, but we still didn't win.

The Doctor said...

That video is insensitive to slow workers. And the Chico Man.

Phishisgr8 said...

Speaking of the Chico Man, he now...

HAS A BLOG! Check out (or don't) his mindless rantings over at

http://kidsrallright.blogspot.com

Doc,

Seriously... have I ever not been insensitive?

The Doctor said...

CHICO MAN BLOG??

Rebecca said...

yeah he is almost as slow as Prak was Sunday. luckily he got pulled out in the 2nd inning or we would still be at the game. Also - doesn't the other team usually win when the starter is pulled before the 2nd inning is over? Thank you SO much for making me a Nationals fan.

Phishisgr8 said...

YOU'RE WELCOME! (Blame the Doctor.)

Also, Their starter was Koren, not Indian. Park. Not Prak.