To be honest, if I tried to write anything about the absolutely galling actions made by John Hirschbeck in yesterday's game, I might be here a while. Instead, I dealt with it how I normally do; with stupid stuff.
Here's what really happened to cause Harper to be ejected.
That's right, I made a "LOL Hirschbeck be old" joke. It was either that, or point out how he refused to side with most of his umpire brethren in 1999, and instead used it as an opportunity to take over as president of the umpires... clan.
If you want some good reads on the ejection, lookie these, if you haven't already.
SI has a bit about this incident, as well as a look at these new thin skinned scamps in blue.