Thursday, May 5, 2011

So, Mr. Worley... Tell me more about yourself.

So, the Nats lost to this dude last night.

 Which is cool. He's embracing the goggles, just like Tyler Clippard. And, hey, he seems to be a cool gu.... jumping Jehosaphat on Jesus' pogostick! What is this monstrosity of a nickname he has for himself on his glove!?

Vanimal? VANIMAL!?!

Christ. I can just feel how he talks to women at bars after the games.

 "Hey, hey, pretty lady! What say you and the Vanimal here [gives a double gun w/clicking sounds to himself] hop in the Van-mobile and get on over to Casa de Vanster? If you play your cards right, you can even see what's in Vance's pantses. YEAH-HEH!"

Ugh. I need to go take a shower to get that slime off of me. Blech!


sweetpearacer said...

What really pisses me off is that he totally ripped that nickname off of Lannan, who has been referring to himself as lanimal31 on the Playstation Network or whatever he games on since at least last year. Proof is on Twitter!

Section 138 said...

Ohhhhh! /Shakes fist

That riles me up. Riles me up real good!

I take back the one good thing I said about him and replace it with two new bad things. He's (a)a thief, and (b)has dimples. (C'mon, bro... level the playing field a bit or us guys. You can't be a MLB player AND have dimples. You cheating son-of-a-bitch.)