Shit, I ain't no scientist, but black holes do have something to do with sucking, right? And so do
the Nat's bullpen I. That's right...
I am to blame for the bullpen's Lindsay Lohan like meltdown
last night. (Like that 2007 Lohan reference there? Sweet, wasn't it? Stick around, and I'll ask why they call Ovaltine Ovaltine. (Hint - the question has something to do with Ovaltine not actually being shaped like an oval.)) I was floating around in the clouds, forgetting that these Nats are still the Nats. And that this bullpen still has Brian Bruney in it. And that despite Goggle's 6-0 record, he had 4 blown saves, and could have easily been 2-4. In fact, I was riding so high that I actually
changed my work computer's desk top. That's right. I jinxed the fuck outta the pen by changing from this:
To this:
So, bring on the flames. I deserve it. (But I'm still buying one of these wicked cool
t-shirts! Are
you?)
(Is "Wicked Cool" out of style? You know... like on par with.. "Totally Rad"? Cause I don't give a fuck. I'mma keep saying it. Why, it's all the rage back in St. Olaf...)
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