Lesson 1: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Lesson 2: The second ball from mi hermano goes on my desk.
Lesson3: I am this close to buying a Dukes jersey. I'm so afraid of him impregnating a 17 year old or stabbing a teammate, however, that I think I'll just buy a Flores or a Lannan jersey and play it safe.
God bless 0 for 4 folks that come up with runners in scoring position in the 9th, and God bless the arm that is Elijah Dukes.
P.S. Someone ask me about Colome referencing my tattoo. Pretty please.