Friday, June 27, 2008

Battle of the Beltways Begins. Again.

The BlO's play our heroes tonight at Nationals Park, with first pitch being 7:35. When we last saw the Orange Atrocities we lost two heart breakers (one by 2 runs, the other by 1) and managed to win 1. We can even up the series tonight with a win, and go on to win the season series and be awarded.......whatever it is that this series awards it's winner.
On the bump for us tonight is Rental Perez, back from his lil' stint on the DL. When I asked him about it he said, "It really wasn't a big deal. You know, everyone on the team has to do it, so I choose the past couple weeks to get it over and done with." Taking his place was Shawn Hill. I just wish Clint or Screech could take a trip to the DL for the team, but those bastards keep on keeping on.
Opposing Perez tonight is Danny Cabrera, the 6'7" headcase that's actually 27 already. Seems like just yesterday he was a young 23 year old rookie walking a million guys in a year. Now? He's a 27 year old veteran walking a million guys a year. He also likes to throw at people's heads when he's not happy (coughDustinPedroiacough) and has been known to punch his pets.*
I'll be at my local watering hole tonight, watching with glee, since the bartender and the manager are Blowirole fans. Can't wait. We will be attending tomorrow night's game with great fervor and excitement as we'll be getting to see Johnny Lannans beating Greg Garrett Olson. Also, I can't wait to punch the nearest Baltimoron who screams, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in my ear during the Anthem.

*I cannot verify this, but I'm 100% positive it happens.


Puttzy said...

what kind of pet does he have. With some pets this is acceptable.

Phishisgr8 said...

He had dogs, cats, ferrets, birds, and fish. And a turtle. And an 18 year old Filipino.

The Doctor said...

Battle of the BeltwayS. Plural.

Phishisgr8 said...

That's what it says, meat head. Jeez.