Tuesday, April 22, 2008

6-0. God damn right.

I'm drunk, and upset. The caps lost in overtime. Blahhh.

Good news? The Nats won! Lannan beat that guy Smoeltz (who apparently got his 30th strikeout..or something like that, tonight) and the offense managed 6 runs. Sweeeet. He whose name shall not be said actually got off the snide and had a bases clearing double in the 9th.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Off to bed. I might call in sick to work tomorrow...we'll see. If I do, expect a 457,853 word post on Nats stats. If I don't, it will have to be shortened to 451,500. I got bucket loads of shit to do at work, you can see.

Lannan for Cy Young, bitches!


Rob said...

Where's your post? I have bucketloads to do at work as well, as you can see. Rangers suck. I love Padilla, though. After he gave up his third homer of the inning, I turned to the guy next to me and said "Padilla's gonna hit the next batter". What did he do? He plunked him. Man Crush.

Phishisgr8 said...

I actually ended up coming in, and I'm in the weeds, as they say.

Might eek out a post before I head to do a Varsity came in Wheaton (I think the home team's name is Wheaton White Trash).

Padilla = good guy in my book after that. He get ejected?

Puttzy said...

Damn I was hoping to see the g-money stat machine in full effect. I keep hitting refresh and nothing. All i get to read is how two brothers are in a love triangle with Padilla.

Rob said...

No ejection. Not even a warning. Padilla leads the majors the last 6 years in hit batsmen. His season totals include 17, 16, 15, 10, three bench clearing brawls and numerous ejections. He's also a major alcoholic who can speak English very well but always talks through an interpretor. Very moody Cat. I've drank beers with him on numerous occasions.

Andrew Fox said...

I know several major alcoholics who can't speak English well.

Phishisgr8 said...

Does the conversation go anything like this?

Padilla: ¡Más cerveza por favor, o yo romperá su cara!

Chico: Si. Of course. Right away. ::bowing::

Puttzy said...

somebody likes them some babbelfish!