Fucking Macovikakiak

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Originally uploaded by MissChatter

Hey, Rob! Nice throw from left field there, limp wrist. You not only missed the cut-off man, you missed his back up as well. That was some seriously awesome shit right there! With that kind of accuracy, Manny and Randy might have room in the pitching staff for you. Thank God Mr. Walk-Off was there as a third back up to keep the runner from advancing any further than home plate. He can't hit, might as well field.
Alls I know is that Ryan Longer-hands would've thrown the guy out at home. He can't hit worth a shit, but his fielding is pretty fly, for a white guy. Must be those extra long hands of his. (Hat tip to RJ for the nickname. I'll get ya something nice for letting me use it. Seriously. Like a small fries from the dollar menu. What? Ok, splurge then. A 3 piece of chicken selects. No, not the meal, just the chicken selects. Very good.) Anyway, look at Langer here, about to fire a fucking laser to some place to nail some dude. It's like poetry in motion. Sweet, sweet motion!