Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Ray King = Human

Last night's game was awesome. Really hard to put it into words. I've got some stories, some pictures, and some observations. Before all that, though, I just wanna get this out of the way.

That, my friends, is Mr. Ray King. In my section. Talking to my bullpen guys. The nerve of him!

EDIT: Here's another picture for Andrew, and any other visually impaired persons who can't find Ray.

He showed up around the 6th inning, and leaned over the railing and started chatting up most of the guys (except Hammerhands and O'Connor, they didn't seem to care). The guys were hooting and hollering and grab assing with him

He then called out to Kearnise in right. Kearnsie sees him and gets a big old smile and waves. They exchanged some long detailed gang sign. Then people recognize who he is (I smelt him as soon as he walked through the gates, however. I saw his big fat head and screamed to the Mrs., "That's Ray King! Mother fucker!") About 10 people walked up to him to get autographs, and he signed them all. I got up to go hit the commode, cause I had to squirt. I happen to leave at the same time as Ray. I glance up at him and say, simply, "Good luck man." He looked at me, smiled, and said, "Thanks. It's all good, baby."

I don't know if he was hitting on me or not.


Puttzy said...

Oh my all talk. "I'll pelt that robust fucker with peanuts" was the line from a couple of posts ago (something along those lines) All that talk and it boils down to a "good luck man".

He may not be able to find his penis because he once won a dickey-doo award but you couldn't find your balls when it came right down to it.

Phishisgr8 said...

Dude..don't you think that all the animosity should've left when he, I dunno, STOPPED PLAYING FOR THE NATS?
Why the fuck would I hate him now? He can't hurt us anymore.
I got my balls firmly in place, good sir. Now, I suggest you apologize and continue on your merry way.

What the fuck is a dickey-doo ward?

Puttzy said...

No the animosity should still be there. If sports has taught us one thing it is that we don't forget. Hell look at Cubs fans still whining.


Phishisgr8 said...

Fuck. I guess you're right. I hate myself now. I should have walked up to him, and smashed his fucking face in. Right in front of his wife and all the kids asking for his autograph.

Me = Dick

Andrew Fox said...

Was this before or after his trip to Five Guys? Or both?

Andrew Fox said...

I had to look hard to find Ray King in that picture. No joke.

Phishisgr8 said...

Fine. I'll add another picture, damnitt.

Puttzy said...

Wow - how did you spot him with the huge crowds at the stadium?

Phishisgr8 said...

25,285 there last night.
The Pirates hosted the Phillies on Sunday, a DAY game, and grabbed 17,588 folks.
So fuck the fuck off.

Puttzy said...

Great . . . . compare your team to the Pirates. That is a new low.

Phishisgr8 said...

Your FACE is low, pal.