Hi, Austin. Just wanted to thank you for your effort last night. I went and got you a new place to stay for a bit. I hope you like it. It's right next to the woods, so you can do all those things Kentucky boys like to do. You know, like hunting, fishing, and absolutely KILLING me with rally ending double plays. Asshole! No hard feelings, though, right?
Update: Some have asked me if I'm not confusing Kearns w/LoDu. I am not. Kearnsie had 2 GDP last night, and I expect much better from him. LoDu? Meh, I'm surprised he got wood on the ol' cowhide, that dick face.