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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Fuck.

Hi! What's new with everyone? Good, good. How's life? The job? Glad to hear it, guys. Me? How am I doing?


This just in from the Nats:

Lopez - according to GM Jim Bowden on MASN - will be playing left field Thursday afternoon. Never mind that the team is perfect thus far. Never mind that Lopez has never played outfield - at any level.
Great! Super! Fantastic! Anyone remember Soriano doing the same thing? I do. It took him months to adjust. He got to play the OF for all of spring training. Flop, meanwhile? Ya, he shagged a few balls during BP, I hear.
Jesus H. Christ

4 comments:

Chicoman said...

Maybe Lopez will have a ball bounce off his head for a homer. Go Rangers!

Phishisgr8 said...

chicoman:

The Rangers blow. And Josh Hamilton does the most blow of them all.

I kid, I kid! Good CF you all got there.

Chicoman said...

Dude, you have no idea what you are talking about. Let's bet straight up on the better record this year. Josh Hamilton for President in '08.

Puttzy said...

Do I hear conspiracy? Are they starting to throw games this early in the season?