Why is that man smiling? Cause he just ran a train on the Phlyers. That's right, bitches. Thought you could keep Русский супер человек in check the whole series? Sheeeeet. Idiots. All it took was for his wicked awesome playoff goatee (as seen in the picture above, taken last night at the Wachovia center) to grow in, and boom bitches! I saw the Phlyers goalie when Ovie came in on the break away. One on none? With Ovie, it's more like, 652 on none. The Phlyers goalie said, "AAHHH!", and the goal was a forgone conclusion.
A man among boys, my friends. A man among boys. Capitals finish of the Phlyers tonight at 7.