Arm? What arm?

Calling Milledge a noodle arm would be an insult to LoDu. Milledge's new moniker?

Penis arm. Limp penis arm. Fuck face.

Rental Perez against "don't taze me Bro" today.

Ya, WMP got an RBI yesterday, but he still looks like absolute shit. Here's and idea: Call up Maxwell, put him in center and move penis arm to left. Drop WMP to Columbus for a week or so until he starts hitting.

Fuck Bowden, sign me up for GM right now.