Hammerhands? More like Horriblehands.
Yep, that's all I got there. Feel free to chime in with yours in the comments. You know who he reminds me of? Nolan Ryan. Except for strikeouts. And no hitters. And everything else, except for the amount of walks he deals out. He's on par with Ryan there.
Hey, Pelfrey, nice mouth guard. Fruitcake.
Zimmie, Kearns, nice of you to show up last night. Dick faces. A combined 0-8, while leaving 79 Nats on base. Awesome.
Manny, bringing in Ray to face Reyes? He's a switch hitter? O.o I thought we talked about this. At least he got Church to ground out, and then Manny yanked him.
The magic one goes tonight. Should be an easy victory. Chico's line? 8 IP 3H 0R 0BB 16K. On the bump for the Mets is John Maine. No word on if he'll be wearing children's mouth protection.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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What? ? ? Nothing about the Crapitals?
Just another post where you show your man-lust, hidden behind angry words, for Hammerhands. Which coincidentally is a nick name he got while growing up in Des Moines Iowa for his natural inclination to be able to pound some meat.
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