Up first? The Penn State Nittany
What does that look like? That's right, a FUCKING BEAR. Retards. Witness it's likeness:
Another example of Pennisylvania's mascot designers at their finest? Iceburgh, the Pittsburgh Penguins mascot:
I know, I know. I'm still trying to figure it out myself. What the hell is that thing? Sure as fuck ain't one of these:
If anyone can get me some of the fine ass weed those mascot makers were smoking, send a bag my way. I'll sell it, of course, but send it anyway. The Caps look forward to crushing said Penguins if they [the Penguins] can get by the Senators. Ovie's shoulder has got a date with Cindy Crosby's face.