Friday, April 11, 2008

Austin Ryan Kearns! You get in here, right now!

Hi, Austin. Just wanted to thank you for your effort last night. I went and got you a new place to stay for a bit. I hope you like it. It's right next to the woods, so you can do all those things Kentucky boys like to do. You know, like hunting, fishing, and absolutely KILLING me with rally ending double plays. Asshole! No hard feelings, though, right?

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Originally uploaded by kirbinster

Update: Some have asked me if I'm not confusing Kearns w/LoDu. I am not. Kearnsie had 2 GDP last night, and I expect much better from him. LoDu? Meh, I'm surprised he got wood on the ol' cowhide, that dick face.


Rob said...

Rangers sweep the doubleheader. Milly and KGB looked good. Crazy-eye and Surfs Up looked great. Dime went three for seven over both games. Monopoly with a big hit and The Future with two RBI's and a run. The Hammer had an error, which is killing us, but we're getting there. Oh, wait, this is a Nats blog. My bad.

Phishisgr8 said...

Please leave Rangers comments (and gay ass nicknames) at the door.
Thank you. That is all.

Rob said...

You have gay ass nicknames. Poopie head.

Andrew Fox said...

Ohhhhhhhhhh, sweeping the Bl-O's! Break up the Rangers!