Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Slide back and listen to the news...

I didn't see the end of Monday's game. Rauch gave up that two run job in the top of the 9th, and I just turned off the TV. I may have said, "fuck" or something to that effect, but didn't get too hyper ape-shit about it.
Which really, really sucks. I should be going ape-shit. I should be screaming at these fuckers. You know why? 'Cause they're fucking better than this shit!
Get the bats going, fellas. Get the gloves working. And most of all, STOP LEAVING ALL THESE FUCKERS ON BASE!!
Seriously! Shit ain't that hard, is it?
Christ on a trampoline!
OK. Me n' the girl have tickets to the game tonight. I'll do my best to get some bullpen stories for ya. I can't promise Luis will be as kind to me again, but maybe I could get the wookie to flip me the bird?
Oh, and I moved yesterday, and don't have no ebays at the house yet. It's coming, but y'all little dill weeds gotta be patient about the low post count. That is all, carry on.


Andrew Fox said...

More updates please.

Rob said...

low post count, ebays? What does that mean? I'll be at the Rangers game tonight. Whoppee! I Heart Baseball.

Phishisgr8 said...

Rangers blow. And Josh Hamilton has done the most blow of them all!

I KILL me!

Again, I kid. I kid. Great CF you got there. I hope they don't dump him at the deadline for some crappy pitching prospects.