Nats Nation (as viewed from Section 138 and beyond).: The Nationals will eat your children.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Nationals will eat your children.

You can't stop the juggernaut. Rolling to the World Series, bitches!

This train's just getting started. Tomorrow, the Pie rats. Next week, the Ass tros. Next month, the STRangers. Next year, all of baseball. Next decade? The fucking WORLD!

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