Dooks is in the clear

Dukes has no criminal commitments left. He has fulfilled his latest probation requirements, and has nothing hanging over his head.
Folks over at Barry's WaPo blog (what? WaPo. Washington Post. The fucking Washington Post newspaper. Jesus) are starting a bunch of conspiracy theories about Dukes going to Florida not to rehab, but fulfill said requirements.
I couldn't give two shits about that. I'm more interested in the awesome quote from the Tampa Tribune. It was in reference to Elijah's January 2007 arrest. Cops pulled him over in his Dodge Charger because he was black had his music too loud. One thing led to your mother, and the next thing you know, we get this doozie from Elijah,

"Are you really going to arrest me over a little sack of weed?"

Fan-fucking-tastic. I love this guy. Almost as good as, "And that, my friend, is very broke."

I had a chance to scout Elijah earlier in his career, ya know. I took a look through all my old photo's and came across one that I can't believe I didn't notice before. Something very, very strange is going on here.



I'm still kicking myself for not asking him for a hit.