Sunday, May 18, 2008

Boo. Boo. Yay!

Jesus, what a busy weekend.

The good:

Johnny fucking Lannans! Might as well pen in the Cy Young ballots now, peeps.
Mi hermano. Lights out, fools!

The bad:

Anyone in the lineup not named Gooz, Flop, or Zim.

The Ugly:

Blastings, WMP, Kearnsie, Slick.

So, Slick is out 4-6 weeks. Was Austin benched, or is he injured? How the hell does Jesus get tossed? Those were incredibly, incredibly bad calls by McClelland. I haven't seen anyone squeezed as tight as hammer hands was since my buddy Joe Deitz got in that fight with that Black Bear in Montana. That was ugly. So were his calls. Blech.

1-2 for the Bmore series. I'm just happy everyone returned with their lives. Baltimore is notorious for stabbings, rapes, and crab cakes. Luckily our fighting heroes from DC avoided all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Add E-Dukes to the list of bad. Somebody get that guy some weed and a cellphone. This calmer, gentler version sucks. Like Cerrano in Major League 2.